What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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