So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
vagina is talking i cant
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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