Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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