Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
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I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
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I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
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That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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