I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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