This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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