Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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