i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
well you can't waste a boner
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
