Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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