there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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