I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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