Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
This is the high leading the old right now
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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