I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Damn victory sex feels great
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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