You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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