I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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