question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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