Im at strip club and am horny
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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