My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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