His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
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After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
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Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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