Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
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bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
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His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
there is glitter all over my balls
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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