weddingsv make me drug and hornr
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
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I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
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Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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