I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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