this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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