All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
please don't ironically join a cult
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