Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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