Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
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i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
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She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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