It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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