sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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