I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
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whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
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Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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