I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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