ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
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Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
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A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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