You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.â€
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