where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
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Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
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Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
he had hair everywhere except his balls
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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