I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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