he puts the penis in happiness.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize
