so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
