at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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