Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
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