It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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