I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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