We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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