I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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