ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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