Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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