I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
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I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
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he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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