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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I just forgot I was standing up.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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