so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
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Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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