Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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