You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
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we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
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I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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