we have pet lesbian snakes
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
