is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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