Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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