I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
