you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?