everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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