i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
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Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
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i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
You made out with two different species that night
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
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