her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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